It’s football season and you know what that means! National attention once returns to the outstanding percentage of NFL football players with brain damage! Also, nachos!
But in all seriousness a study has come out that 96% of all professional football players who have had their brain studied have some form of degenerative brain disease. So, uh, stay off the field, boys. But also, erhm, still pass the nachos. Thank you. Bye.