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February 18, 2015
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Show off to all your snooty food snob fake facebook friends when you post a picture of this culinary masterpiece. Your dumbass friends’ll think you went to Le Cordon Bleu or some shit.

Show off to all your snooty food snob fake facebook friends when you post a picture of this culinary masterpiece. Your dumbass friends’ll think you went to Le Cordon Bleu or some shit.

Coriander and Carrot Juice topped with Sausage and Beaver

  • 1 Coriander, whatever that is. Probably in the Produce section.
  • 20 8-oz bottles of Super Fucking ExpensiveTM carrot juice
  • Some sausage
  • 1 beaver

Arrange solid ingredients artfully on a plate. Pour a moat of carrot juice around the other stuff. Try real hard not to spill any cuz it’s expensive.

Serves 8


Esmerelda Q. Jones, Dirty Hippie Coop
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