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Do you ever think about the past?
Yeah sometimes

Name something you did last night?
drove by about 30 cops within 30 seconds on gleason

As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
thinking how the fuck can i answer this question... i dont remember?

In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
hmm...

Who was the last person to lay in bed with you?
lauryn hill

Have you ever kissed somebody driving?
maybe... but road head is waaaay better.

Who were you with last night?
bill n cod

What were you doing when you found out Michael Jackson was dead?
well... i dont honestly remember what in the fuck i was doing when i found out.
but after i found out... i was laughing and making fun of michael jackson?

Do you want to see somebody right now?
nah im good with the digital people in the glass box i watch.

What is in your backpack right now?
aw... back to school for all the binki biters and pimple poppers today aint it?

Would you rather sing or dance in front of 100,000 people?
id rather be 1 of the 100,000 people watching and making fun of the queerbait
dancing and singing.

Does it bother you when people don't capitalize anything?
oh extremely, i cant stand people with bunk punctuations. wow.

Do you know anyone, who gotten an abortion?
nah, but i know a few that should have! hahahahahahahahahahaha

Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
maybe?

Are you a forgiving person?
id say im more of an apologetic person... cuz im always fuckin shit up.

Did you sleep in past noon today?
nah, only opiate addicts sleep past noon.

Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
ive skipped school because i wasnt tired.

Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
if there aint shit broke.... there aint shit to fix.

Where's the last place you went besides your house?
to the moon bitch.

Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
nah.. i dont have a best friend of the opposite sex... i dont believe i even have a best friend... but thats girly shit anyway.

Did anyone see your last kiss?
yea a buncha bar keeps and patrons

How do you feel about teenage pregnancy?
well.. lets just say in 9 months, perhaps we'll have a milf on our hands....

Do you understand football?
yea who doesnt? put on skates and put the puck in the goal right?

What if your best friend liked your ex boyfriend?
hmm.. pretty awesome... been fillin this survey out for about 5 minutes now and come to find out... your supposed to have lactating nipples to fill it out.
and if you dont get that... wow... and .... your supposed to have a monthly cycle to fill this out.

What time did you go to sleep last night, why?
what the fuck? is this a myspace survey or a goddamn job application?
askin me why and shit... why the fuck you think?

What were you doing an hour ago?
getting lifted.

Is there anyone that could make your day if they showed up at your house?
any nude female will do.

How long have you lived at your current residence?
fuck.

How long has your ex been your ex?
ex amount of years.

When was the last time you slept in someone else's bed?
i dono if youd call that someones bed a bed... more like a... ....
buncha stacked up pallets? hahaha fuckin bitches with the "blues" hahaha
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