A lady helps her man to install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password, a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and
with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects: penis.
But he is annoyed with her reaction:
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!