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Trenton, New Jersey (HAHAJK) — New Jersey Governor Chris Christie on Tuesday announced he would indeed not run for president, because that fact remains that a man of his size may die if he ran for anything.

Gov. Chris Christie stops to catch his breath while walking on the red carpet (Photo: Debby Wong / Shutterstock.com)

Refusing to bow to pressure from GOP donors, fans, and lobbyists, who were pushing for another option in the search for a strong Republican to challenge the President next fall, Christie explained that he was a walking heart attack and the thought of running made his chest hurt.


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