Here’s my contest. Write a joke that contains one inane pop culture reference followed by one pretentious allusion.Example:
So I went to the Impressionists room at the museum and instead of Dave Coulier I found a bunch of paintings by some guy named Cezanne.
See how easy that was? I combined my knowledge of Full House (cut it out) with my knowledge of French painters. Now it’s your turn. Please post your submissions below. The winner gets a free foot rub.
Your move internet.