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August 06, 2009
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I just know this will be me………….someday!     

 

This is dedicated to all of us who are  seniors, to all of you who know  seniors, and to all of you who will become  seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!


"WHERE is my SUNDAY  paper?!" The irate customer calling the  newspaper office, loudly demanded to  know where her Sunday edition was .

"Madam", said the  newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.  The Sunday paper is not delivered until  tomorrow, on  SUNDAY".

There was quite a  long pause on the other end of the phone,  followed by a ray of recognition as she was  heard to mutter,  "Well, shit, so that's why no one was at church today."
  
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