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Published August 12, 2010 More Info »
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Published August 12, 2010
SINCE YOU DO OMG CAT WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THIS IDEA...
YOU HAVE HEARD THE MANTRA THE MILITARY TEACHES YOU ABOUT YOUR RIFLE...
THIS IS MY RIFLE... THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY RIFLE IS NAMED LILLITH... MY RIFLE IS AN AIR COOLED .277 CALIBER WEAPON... ETC.
THIS WOULD TAKE ABOUT 30 SECONDS TO DO. PUT ON A LITTLE CAMO AND YOU WOULD USE YOUR CAT...
HAVE IT PRETTY MUCH WORKED OUT IN MY MIND AND IT WOULD BE EASY TO WRITE...
THIS IS MY CAT... THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY CATS NAME IS ( ). {HERE YOU WOULD HOLD YOUR CAT UP SIDEWAYS TO SHOW.
(CATS NAME) IS A .30 CALIBER {HOLDING CATS ASS TO THE CAMERA} AIR COOLED {POINT CATS NOSE TOO CAMERA} WITH AN EXCEPTIONAL SIGHT {HOLD CATS FACE TO CAMERA SHOWING EYES} IT IS ALSO EQUIPTED WITH SUPERIOR NIGHT VISION. (CATS NAME) IS ALSO EQUIPTED WITH A RETRACTABLE BAYONETS {HOLD UP CATS PAW AND SQUEEZE OUT ITS CLAWS} AND EXCEPTIONAL CAMOFLAGE {HOLD CAT SIDEWAYS AND POINT OUT COLORATION}. ITS WEIGHT IS (WHATEVER).
THIS IS MY CAT. THERE ARE MANY LIKE HIM/HER BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. HIS/HER NAME IS (WHATEVER). { THEN IN BABY VOICE, HUGGING YOUR CAT} AND I LOVE HER VEWY VEWY MUCH.
THATS THE IDEA, YOU HAVE TO BE MEAN LOOKING AND SERIOUS TILL THE END WHEN YOU TURN INTO LOVING CAT DADDY.
THATS THE IDEA IN THE ROUGH, ITS YOURS IF YOU WANT IT.
DAVE. 
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