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May 04, 2018

If The West Wing was about Donald Trump as president, it would be this.

Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc
(Season 1 Episode 2)

C.J. informs Toby that Stephen Curry declined a photo op with the President. Donald Trump tweets:

Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 23, 2017

Toby asks if he can have audience with the president, Mrs. Landingham informs Toby that Donald’s too busy watching Fox and Friends.

C.J. suggests that Donald Trump lost California because of his ‘sense of humor.’ Donald counters that he lost California due to millions of illegals voting.

Vice President Mike Pence states publicly that we should support Donald Trump, but inside he’s dying because he knows Donald Trump is a fucking moron.

Donald Trump gets a brief physical examination. White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson tells the press he is in excellent health, because he’s just 1 pound shy of being obese and can identify a lion. In return, Trump nominates Dr. Jackson to be Secretary of Veterans Affairs.

Donald Trump is upset because the delegation from Hamburger University appears to only have left him a Mayor McCheese shirt. Mrs. Landingham has hidden the dozen Big Macs that Donald wants to eat because she knows Donald Trump is in poor health, despite what his doctor said.

Leo informs the President that his doctor died while en route to a teaching hospital in Jordan when Syrian forces shot down his military aircraft. Donald Trump tweets exposing a classified CIA action program:

The Amazon Washington Post fabricated the facts on my ending massive, dangerous, and wasteful payments to Syrian rebels fighting Assad….. Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 25, 2017

Donald somehow continues to be President.