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Published: September 03, 2009
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Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying.  He calls his grandson to his bedside.  "Guido, I wanna you lissina me.  I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.  How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy.  Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a 
coupla bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"


 

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