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Published: June 27, 2011
Description: Thoughts on current events.
Space Rock Flies by Earth

* On Monday...an asteroid the size of a tour bus..passed close to Earth... but posed no threat to the planet. On Tuesday...the Sarah Palin "One Nation" bus tour will hit Iowa and only pose a threat to US History.
Michigan State vs UNC: Vet Day basketball on board the USS Carl Vinson

* The Navy vessel that buried Bin Laden at sea will host a college basketball game. It will be the ship's second mission that includes a slam dunk
* Congresswoman Michele Bachmann claims her qualification for the presidency is her experience founding and running two mental health clinics. Citing needed changes for the Nut House of Representatives.... Congressional Sessions will be called Group Therapy.