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Published February 02, 2010 More Info ยป
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Published February 02, 2010
Dear Robot,

I enjoy your shiny metal smile. Your arms are solid, like the incredible hulk. You only sweat oil, and I like the smell of garages. Your conveyer belt type feet give good massages. Your handshake is firm, so I may hire you as my lover.

Love,
Jacqie
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