I'm working outside and honestly every girl right now is probably like "i'm all wet" like fuck the rain honestly it's like clouds are pissing on us if clouds could sing they'd fucking sing "i'm gonna piss on you" , this girl asked me is it raining? And i said no i'm just really fucking upset! And then she laughed! And i'm 80% sure she's gonna tweet that shit when she gets home cause it's fucking relatatable and tweetable as a bunch of birds tweeting on a table! That's why I should work with Judd my shit is relatable! Like my page "I - John Despotas Want to Work For Judd Apatow" if you think this is funny.
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