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September 19, 2014
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Fan Fiction of a Facebook Couple

Alyssa and Dave (My two Facebook friends who are in love) Fan Fiction

My Facebook friends, Alyssa Cobb and Dave Harris, are very much in love and really enjoy posting about it. This is how I imagine their life to be.

Adventure One: “Home From Work”

Alyssa, 29, naturally attractive with zero effort, sits at the kitchen table easily knitting something marvelous and complicated while a beautiful rescue dog, Ruffles, lays peacefully by her feet.

Dave, 29, also naturally attractive with a great personality, enters his home after a delightful day at work.

“Hello, love of my life!” Alyssa says as she jumps up greet him.

“What would I do without you?” Dave replies as he kisses her passionately.

Ruffles approaches and gives an abundance of perfect dog love to both of his humans. He could never decide who he he likes best; they are both so loving and kind and patient!

“Did you have a great day at work, best thing that ever happened to me?” Alyssa asks.

“It was awesome. I love my job so much. I’m so grateful for it.”

“So wonderful to hear!” Alyssa responds as she and Dave share a very touching hug.

“I was thinking,” she continues, “do you want to go on vacation tomorrow?”

“Well,” Dave responds, ”we did just get back from ten peaceful days in the Caribbean yesterday!”

“I know, but I love you so much!” Alyssa says.

“I love you too! It has been seven wonderful years together and I love you more and more everyday. But can we afford it?” replies Dave.

“Of course we can! Our mid-level jobs inexplicably pay us a salary of one million dollars each year! We never have to worry about money! I love you so much!”

“You’re right! How could I forget? I love you! You’re the woman of my dreams!” replies Dave.

“Where would you want to go?” Alyssa asks, “I would love to go to Italy.”

“Italy sounds perfect! What an awesome idea!” Dave replies.

“Great! Call your boss and tell him you’ll be out for a week starting tomorrow. We’re going to Italia baby!” Alyssa says, followed by the cutest squeal a grown woman could ever sound.

“You got it! He will be so happy for us!” replies Dave.

“I love you, Dave!”

“I love YOU, Alyssa!”

Dave takes out his cell phone from his pocket and ponders for a moment.

“Hey, Alyssa?”

“Yes, lover of mine?” she replies.

“I can’t remember. Have we ever had a fight?”

“Only one and it was extremely healthy, productive and loving!” she responds, delighted.

“That’s what I thought. We’re the best!” he responds.

Dave quickly calls his boss, who is overjoyed about the couple’s vacation plans and gifts them a five hundred dollars to be used on fun activities. Dave thanks him for not only being a great boss, but also a great friend.

After the call, Alyssa starts to take off her clothes seductively. Dave sees this and starts ripping his clothes off like an animal.

“You are the sexiest thing I have ever seen!” he says.

The couple has movie-style hot sex on the kitchen floor with candles surrounding them for the rest of the night until an alarm alerts them that it’s time to leave for the airport.

“UGH!!!!! I don’t want to stop having sex,” Alyssa says, “we were just getting started!”

“I know, but we will have it CONSTANTLY in Italy,” Dave responds.

“You’re SO right! Let’s go!” Alyssa says.

The couple puts on their extremely fashionable clothes and grabs their perfectly packed luggage. As they walk towards the door they look at each other admiringly.

“Hey Dave?”

“Hey Alyssa?”

“You’re the best!” they both say at the exact same time. They hug earnestly and head out the door, off to start another incredible adventure together!

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