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Published: November 27, 2011
Description: Tips to help with holiday shopping


  • No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, its price will immediately go down the minute after you purchase it.
  • The other line always moves faster.
  • If by some miracle your line moves quickly, the cashier will run out of tape when it’s your turn to pay.
  • Shop in stores close to the food court.  You need to maintain your strength.
  • You will forget the coupon that lured you into the store in the first place.
  • Shopping brings out the worst in people.
  • Never argue with an idiot.  People might not know the difference. Plus, he might be concealing Pepper Spray.
  • Do yourself a favor and shop online.