Purest values vs. honest boundaries
The church helps me get through the day and the strip club helps me make it through the night!
I need both to better myself, as they both promise me I can get into HEAVEN!
They both have a well dress man greeting me at the door.
Everyone inside is dressed to impress and yet they would never acknowledge you outside the institution.
There are rules you must follow if you want to be welcomed back.
Both provide a back room with a no touching policy and for the right amount of money, all your wrong doing can be justifiable.
Services varies through-out the day, with relax atmosphere, inspirational music, and performances that make you give a standing ovation and shout, "Praise be to GOD"!
So what is the difference between CHURCH and the STRIP CLUB?
Church is propaganda, for example if you don’t have a Valentine you are made to feel ashamed to be alone but if you are in a relationship you are taught to show your affection with materialism.
The strip club is like New Orleans Mardi Gras, once you are in the Crescent city you don’t want to leave, you fall in love, you can’t wait to go back and the people make you feel like royalty.
So in the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit I see that sex sells but the real question is why is it shamed?
I love myself!
Added 5 months ago
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