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Published May 30, 2009
Okay.

I'm old fashioned, I figure, since I assume the local, public library is supposed to be generally a noise-free environment.

Somehow, that idea has gone down the crapper right along with California's budget and the !@#$%$% economy!

Why do toddlers choose the library to have serious tantrums and breakdowns?  Perhaps these tots in particular are the offspring of certain CEOs who throw tantrums when their private jet is canceled.

OH!  I am blogging this in the library in question.  Ha!  I just sneezed a deuce and boy did they cringe!  Works as an organic keyboard cleaner though.  The dust and crumbs flew out quite rapidly. 

On that germaphobic note:  I cover my mouth and nose when sneezing near other people!  All you (once again, usually adults) people, or should I say lepers-in-training, please learn to cough and or sneeze in your !@#$%^& elbow or cover your face with a kerchief or something!  Damn Swines!

Next, and probably most importantly on my gripe list.  Cell phone users!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is signage posted about the library for designated areas where you actually can use your phones so as not to disturb other patrons!  I also risk assuming you know how to read since you are at the library.

Please explain this one to me [rhetorical].  Your phone goes off, rather loudly.  Do you even put it on silent mode?  OH NO!  You have some ass-hat (I don't even know what this term means, but I like how it sounds) ring-tone song that goes on forEVER!

This is bad enough.  Then, you answer your phone, (and this part kills me), "Hey!  I'm at the library.  I can't talk right now?  Where you at?"

FHUT the WUCK????!!!!!!

Yes!  You ARE IN THE !@#$%$%^& LIBRARY SO SHUT YOUR !@#$%& PHONE OFF SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER IT TO TELL YOUR CALLER THAT YOU CAN'T TALK BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE LIBRARY!!!!

I almost am not surprised when the kids are doing this.  They've got that whole false sense of entitlement thing going on, but that is a whole other blog.

The supposed "adults" are usually the culprits here!

Librarians do not get paid enough, nor should they have to police the place for this rude behavior!

Here is a voice mail message I would love to spam these idiots' phones with:

"Hi.  I can't take your call since I'm at the library, and some dominatrix woman has just shoved my phone up my ass because I was talking loudly and ignoring (common sense) rules.  Please leave a message and once I leave the library or are otherwise 86ed from it, I will get in line behind a certain unnamed actor in line to get some little animal extricated from his southern end orifice, and have my phone removed so I can call you back."

The End (for now)
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