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November 20, 2009
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Ok, Now Even More Horrible Than Ever Before Caption Contest
9. Pair of cats from a shelter - $ 100
Mail order optometry certification - $1000
Tranquilizers suitable for procedure & human consumption - $10000
Setting up experimental laser keratectomy lab in the corner- $100000
Legal defense fund to avoid the pontential problems with PETA - $1000000
Spaying Baby with a laser cannon - PRICELESS ! -LucyLieu
8. As if dagger eyes weren't bad enough. -keibar
7. You gotta kill them when they're asleep with a wooden scratch pole. -JoeLeeThree
6. And, no more kitty litter - they simply annihilate their shit!!  -keibar
5. You know how I know she doesn't like the chicken n' tuna crunchies? She LASERS THEM INTO OBLIVION.  -trident
4. All that's missing is Katherine Zeta Jones slipping through the beams in a black unitard.......MROOOOOWWWWWW  -MadAdam
3. Nobody puts lasers in a cornea.  -LucyLieu
2. You laser cats are laser-lazy! All you do is nap & disintegrate, nap & disintegrate!  -trident
1. ALWAYS UNPLUG THE CATS BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP  -WILLIBOY

the mellowpuma abides, good work people.

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