What a week (just like every week). Take a break, a deep breath, and enjoy some dynamo tweets. You deserve to escape for a bit. Everyone does!
They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 4, 2017
the most impressive scene in any spy movie is in Casino Royale when james bond is in a hotel shower and knows immediately how to use it.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 4, 2017
The One Where Rachel Wears Luigi Cosplay pic.twitter.com/jS7lHCvMcQ— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) October 1, 2017
Don't forget to check y'all kids candy bags this Halloween, I found this last year in my little brother's lollipop. smh. pic.twitter.com/4e5jxQakwt— أسود (@NasMaraj) October 3, 2017
I like how “two” is spelled a little strangely so you’re prepared early on for how insane “eight” is going to be.— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) October 5, 2017
Let me make your day a tad better:— Jordan_Morris (@Jordan_Morris) October 3, 2017
I went to Medieval Times this weekend and the king FOR REAL came out and reminded everyone not to vape.
it's October so you know what that means pic.twitter.com/d9wNRnuIsV— Andrew Barber (@fakeshoredrive) October 1, 2017
[spelling bee]— Andy Hardy (@AndyAsAdjective) October 1, 2017
your word is 'hors d'oeuvre'
"can you use it in a sentence?"
yes…'I bet this kid can't spell hors d'oeuvre'
Good morning everyone, except for people who put bananas in the refrigerator.— Donna Macabre (@Donna_McCoy) October 4, 2017
why this man's stomach look like woody harrelson lmaooooooo pic.twitter.com/p9BrL1bmT1— sage (@sagemyster) September 18, 2017
Any time I go to a live concert I do every thing I can to get on stage, take the mic from the singer, and announce I'm about ready to leave— Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson) October 4, 2017
Date someone who will pick you up from the airport— Rachel Wolfson (@wolfiecomedy) October 1, 2017
I’m dying. My mom bought this book for my 6 year old and I just called to ask if she had actually opened the book. She hadn’t. pic.twitter.com/inYCEaZKpV— tiffany (@Tiffany1985B) October 4, 2017
Deleted Instagram off my phone two hours ago and I've already completed my masters— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) October 4, 2017
Dear God. It ACTUALLY fucking happened pic.twitter.com/h5J6ibytAU— King Nathan, XV (@RodriguezDaGod) October 6, 2017
Could "Sex & the City 3" open at Samantha's funeral and be about the girls going to Norway to spread her ashes?— Cole Escola (@ColeEscola) September 29, 2017
damn i really thought that by now i'd be living in a house where i could pull a book out of my bookshelf and it would trigger a secret door— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) October 4, 2017
My dad left for cigarettes and never came back so I'm going to trap a new one pic.twitter.com/7j7At3lXM8— Pumpkin Spiceotope (@BuckyIsotope) September 5, 2017
Hope you feel great. See ya next week!