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Published December 08, 2013 More Info »
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Tweets are actual quotes by sports broadcasters. Article written by Gregory Malcolm. Tweets sbodypspan
hared by Nihara Nichelle and Gregory Malcolm.
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Published December 08, 2013
By Gregory Malcolm (my husband) Like most guys, I enjoy various sports. I can find myself easily glued to the tube on Sunday during football season. My wife, however, is not into sports as she might say. After a while, I learned she enjoyed listening for the sexually loaded quotes.  At first, I was actually rather annoyed. I was just trying to watch a game and forget some of my problems. I did not appreciate the little snickers she would let out while I'm zoned out on the contest. But there were a few quotes that even had me asking "did they just say that".  That is how my wife and I came up with the concept of Stupid Sexy Sports. It's been a couple of years since the beginning. We enjoy sharing them and believe more people would enjoy the feed. To find more followers, we decided to collect our favorite 10 to share on various platforms, such as FOD.   "A helmet to the hip caused the ball to come out." — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) November 18, 2012 Don't mistake me when I say small guy. He is thick... And boy can he pound it out — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) December 16, 2012 When you're in man coverage down the field, you just can't cover that long — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) January 28, 2013 "He's still able to grip it and hold on" — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) February 4, 2013 You have to be very disciplined to get things going to the rim #BigTenChampionship #SelectionSunday — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) March 17, 2013 He's able to penetrate and create something #MarchMadness — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) March 30, 2013 One 69 is not bad for a slugger in April — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) April 27, 2013 He played the high stick #stanleycup #NHL — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) June 25, 2013 He's begging for a measurement #preseason #NYGiants #NFL — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) August 19, 2013 Talk about ground and pound in the open... #JetsVsSaints #FOXSports #NFL — Stupid Sexy Sports (@StupidSexySport) November 3, 2013 So head on over to our twitter feed and share some of your favorite stupid sexy tweets.