Painfully awful
By realityhurtz January 17, 2011 | 39 Views
Social ON
Social OFF
Facebook's social sharing is on and this article will be automatically added to your Facebook Ticker, Timeline and News Feed.
You're in control:
You're in control:
Adding 'Painfully awful ' to your timelineRemove this item from your Timeline Permanently turn social sharing OFF
Facebook's social sharing feature automatically publishes your activity on Funny or Die to your Facebook timeline.
You are in control of what you share and can turn social sharing on and off as you like.
Turn social sharing ON
Turn social sharing ON
Last night I had the unfortunate pleasure of watching the golden globes. How painfully alwful. I was forced into it by my gf who offered the promise of a bj. First off, whats the deal with showing off the dresses and suits they were wearing. Is it me or is it like a farmer showing off his finest cattle to a bidder. The worst though is the reactions people give when someone else wins. They just sit there and smile and clap. WHAT THE FUCK????? Why aren't they pissed? I'd be angry and throwing tables over. And the women? you think they would be extra pissed. You know they sucked endless amount of directors cock to get were they had to be, and not to mention the four days they spent in the bathroom with thier fingers down the their throat just to even fit in thier overpriced dress. So next time i will opt out of the bj and go with the right hand. It hasn't failed me yet.
-
-
Uploader
realityhurtz
Added over 2 years ago
2 funny votes
1 die vote
Description:
My expierience with the golden globes
Keywords: golden globes
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
Funny or Die Exclusives
Featured Pictures And Words
Loading...
Quicklist
- Loading...
Sponsored Videos
7 Corporate Ads Based On 'Yeezus' Lyrics
Kanye has to express himself artistically, but he also needs to get paid.
by Pat O'Brien, Dan Abramson
19 More of the Greatest Yearbook Moments of All Time (Volume 6)
Another round of those voted 'most likely to be awesome.'
by Look What I Found
Kid Sister Fills Out Mad Libs to Perfection
She dedicated the story to all the little buttholes, who never get the respect they fart.
from You're Doing It Right
14 GIFs Approved by Brent Rambo
In the early-90s, Apple released a promotional video for their newest products. In the video, a young boy named Brent Rambo is shown nodding at a computer monito...
by GifGuide
A Father's Day Poem by Liv Tyler
Liv Tyler is an actress and the daughter of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. She wrote a poem about fathers.
by Pat O'Brien
Links! Letterman Loves Drums, The SS Kid Rock Exists and More
Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, nevermind. It's just a bunch of funny links.
by FOD Link Dump
The Definitive Guide to SEXTing
Everything you need to know when sending the perfect SEXT.
by Gabe Delahaye, The Occasional
If Superman Comics Were As Sad As "Man Of Steel" Looks
...they'd be Silver Age comics issues that can't get over their psychological issues.
by Alex Schmidt























































