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Published July 11, 2011 More Info »
Marvel Studios’ Captain America: The First Avenger is undergoing a title change when it's released in Russia, Ukraine and South Korea this summer, where it will be called simply The First Avenger.Ummm, okay. So the studios were worried that the mere mention of America would turn off foreign moviegoers. Normally, I'd make some of half-ass claim to defend us, but the truth of the matter is if you asked me to point at Ukraine on a map, I'd say "no, thank you" and change the subject in an attempt to sidestep my ignorance. So fair enough, foreign markets, you have every right to hate us. Or at the very least, me.Anyway, The First Avenger it is. But what titles didn't make the cut? Let's have a look: Sergeant Imperialist Dog with ShieldRoyale with CheeseVladimir Putin's Movie Film For Good Russians OnlyThe First Avenger: How Russia Totally Won WWII Without Any Help From Anyone, Certainly Not America Big SmurfCaptain Texas and the Invasion of the Hot DogsBatman Is A Movie You Enjoyed, So Here An Insider's Look at How to Destroy AmericaBattleship Potemkin 22011's Action Movie for Mother Russia The Country That's Trillions of Dollars in Debt Has Sent Their "Captain"Captain Cuba and The Unmentioned Coincidental Colors A Movie Probably Made by JewsGot any others? Leave 'em in the comments! America!
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