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October 30, 2017
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The Texans lost the best game of the year due to Bill O'Brien's play calling. Hey Bob McNair, maybe let the inmates run the prison next time?

The Texans lost the best game of the year due to Bill O'Brien’s play calling. Hey Bob McNair, maybe let the inmates run the prison next time?


1) They score so little you’d think they play football

2) Should count for half a win

3) AKA Pulling a Titanic

BONUS) Refs almost get an Eiffel Tower going

4) But 7-0 against birth control

5) Gonna need you to clean out your locker at halftime

6) “Maybe I should look at the replay of Zach Miller’s injury”

7) Incomplete, like his knee joint

8) Bring him gold, frankincense, and wins

9) When you know you’ve made it

10) And the Lord said “throw it to Dez”

11) “Sully can I get your autograph my kids love Monsters, Inc.”

12) Sikk gainz bruh

13) “We’re the Monster Squad”

14) HBT - Hit By Touchdown

AND FINALLY…

15) Blame THIS on the rain

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