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August 17, 2015

Has "The Fat Jew" written anything original? Of course he has!

If you haven’t heard already, a man who calls himself “The Fat Jew” has been in the news quite a bit recently. After signing a deal with one of Hollywood’s top talent agencies, The Fat Jew has been accused of stealing other people’s written material and posting it online without attribution. With all of fame and fortune that have come his way, he has to be writing some “original material,” right? Of course he does! Here are 20 things that were really written by The Fat Jew:

1. Harry Potter

2. All of Drake’s songs

3. The Periodic Table of Elements

4. The Ten Commandments

5. Romeo and Juliet

6. The Emancipation Proclamation

7. Star Wars

8. Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 in C Minor

9. HBO’s The Wire

10. Einstein’s Theory of Relativity

11. “I think, therefore I am.”

12. The U.S. National Anthem

13. Those Rob Lowe Commercials

14. The Birthday Song

15. Kim Kardashian’s sex tape

16. The Pythagorean Theorem

17. The first rule of Fight Club

18. Call Me Maybe

19. “It’s not you, it’s me.”

20. Lord of the Rings