FEB. 3, 2012



Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger travelled to Agra, India in hopes of visiting the Taj Mahal Friday, only to find that it was closed.

But no matter, instead he just had visited the Taj Mahal’s maid.


This week, Speaker of the House John Boehner asked the federal government to reconsider new regulations they had applied to birth control in relation to its affiliation amongst various religious organizations.

I don’t know what this really means other than Boehner is finally living up to his last name.


The Obama administration has more than doubled its no-fly list, now listing about 21,000 names who are banned from flying to or within the United States.

I’m sorry, you can’t fly whether you believe you can or not, R. Kelly.


Researchers at the University of California have published a new study that claims sugar is actually toxic and should be regulated like tobacco and alcohol.

If you’re seeking immediate help, a bunch of Oompa-Loompas are currently writing you a rhyming intervention.


A survey that scanned the brains of 50 pairs of siblings, one whom had a cocaine addiction and one who did not, found out that having a sibling can actually affect the brain’s ability to exercise self-control.

Does this mean all that “Winning”, “warlock”, and “tiger blood” crap was actually Emilio Estevez’s fault?