A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotchal area and not paying attention. She went back to find out what all the fuss was about. The boy was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was very itchy. The teacher told him go down to the principal's office, he was to phone his mother, and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and he returned to the classroom, where he sat down in his seat. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting pleasantly at his desk with his penis flopped out onto his desk. "I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me to stick it out until noon then she would pick me up from school..."
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