If you're familiar with the series of quick 3-shot skits that comes from SNL's Will Forte-as-MacGyver satire, you're familiar with the basic layout of the theme song as well.
You're probably also aware that Lorne Michaels has decided that 45 second-skits using the comedy rule of three are so hilarious, it has no choice but to be brought to us as a 90 minute (or more) feature.
So here's an advance on the theme song for the new film:
MACGRUBER!
It's a pretty funny skit that pokes fun at T-V's MacGyver
MACGRUBER!
Had a wicked funny series of commercials made for Pepsi
MACGRUBER!
So Lorne Michaels had a flashback to the decade of the 90's
MACGRUBER!
Bet you thought this song was over, as it usually is, by now
MACGRUBER!
But it's not because said flashback made Lorne think of the time that he
MACGRUBER!
Made a lot of feature films based on skits with catchy char-acters
MACGRUBER!
And of those films only Wayne's World ever really made some money
MACGRUBER!
Coneheads, Pat and Stuart, Roxbury, Blues Brothers 2K, Superstar
MACGRUBER!
All of those films have in common the fact they're funny in short bursts
MACGRUBER!
'Cept for Blues Brothers and Coneheads that were made out of nostalgia
MACGRUBER!
So just picture in your mind the way MacGruber happens on the show
MACGRUBER!
Take the time those 3-shot skits take which is roughly 4 minutes
MACGRUBER!
Then just multiply that total by a factor of twen-ty three
MACGRUBER!
Also factor in the fact that will be far less explosions
MACGRUBER!
Even worse factor the chance that there will be far more explosions
MACGRUBER!
Then tell me if it's a movie that you think you will pay to see
MACGRUBER!
I can tell by your tears that you won't
MACGRUBERRRR!!!
You're probably also aware that Lorne Michaels has decided that 45 second-skits using the comedy rule of three are so hilarious, it has no choice but to be brought to us as a 90 minute (or more) feature.
So here's an advance on the theme song for the new film:
MACGRUBER!
It's a pretty funny skit that pokes fun at T-V's MacGyver
MACGRUBER!
Had a wicked funny series of commercials made for Pepsi
MACGRUBER!
So Lorne Michaels had a flashback to the decade of the 90's
MACGRUBER!
Bet you thought this song was over, as it usually is, by now
MACGRUBER!
But it's not because said flashback made Lorne think of the time that he
MACGRUBER!
Made a lot of feature films based on skits with catchy char-acters
MACGRUBER!
And of those films only Wayne's World ever really made some money
MACGRUBER!
Coneheads, Pat and Stuart, Roxbury, Blues Brothers 2K, Superstar
MACGRUBER!
All of those films have in common the fact they're funny in short bursts
MACGRUBER!
'Cept for Blues Brothers and Coneheads that were made out of nostalgia
MACGRUBER!
So just picture in your mind the way MacGruber happens on the show
MACGRUBER!
Take the time those 3-shot skits take which is roughly 4 minutes
MACGRUBER!
Then just multiply that total by a factor of twen-ty three
MACGRUBER!
Also factor in the fact that will be far less explosions
MACGRUBER!
Even worse factor the chance that there will be far more explosions
MACGRUBER!
Then tell me if it's a movie that you think you will pay to see
MACGRUBER!
I can tell by your tears that you won't
MACGRUBERRRR!!!


Patience is overrated...
















































