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Published: October 26, 2011
Description: The train from "Streecar Named Desire" admits her best days are behind her.

The famous streetcar named Desire, which was depicted in the 1951 film starring Marlon Brando and Vivien Leigh, has recently admitted that she doesn't feel desirous anymore.

Years of having customers ride her up and down the city have taken their toll.  "At first all the attention was great for my self esteem.  I loved being known as the desirous streetcar and life was aces but now I just feel used and worn down after tens of thousands of rides.  My caboose is sagging, my headlights are cloudy and let's just say my undercarriage isn't as tight as it used to be."

Written by: The Richmond999