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Published September 15, 2008

Today, Monday the 15th of September, 2008, I accomplished absolutely nothing.

I mean it.

Nothing.

I rode around in my truck all day to check on jobs I have going, but none of the subcontractors were there. I don't know why they weren't there, and I really don't even care.

I am so incredibly lazy that I don't even want to expend the effort required to speak into a telephone and find out why.

I did give myself six or seven coffee breaks. Bought a newspaper. Read my horoscope. Checked the police reports/obits for family. Crossword. Sudoku.

About 2 o'clock I got a call from my boss. I don't remember what he asked me, but I do remember telling him that I am too busy to do it today. Possibly tomorrow.

I was busy playing soccer with a couple of like-minded employees, Carlos and Leonso.

This is by no means a representation of what I normally do at work. Usually i work really hard.

Today, however, I accomplished nothing.

I didn't even spend much time on FOD.

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