Yesterday's winner, Westsideslant, chose to submit this picture instead of choosing the winners.
Winner: Sabre419 "Yeah, like this is fair
I tried this with straight cash
my ass went straight to jail"
Runner up jason21k "What she doesn't know
it's a gumball machine prize
a quarter well spent"
honorable mention to buttermilk "An engaging ring
but on bended knee i saw
she'd already snatched one'
stay funny forever
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