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December 31, 2017
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Remember when Donald Trump shared that video on Twitter where the CNN logo was superimposed over a person that Donald Trump tackled on WWE? The morning that video was shared, I wrote up these suggestions and submitted it to McSweeney's Timely Submissions. It was rejected. Now it's very much not timely. So, here you go. (someone tweet me these photoshopped pictures pls)

-Kevin McCallister’s Face in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York so Trump can send CNN packing “down the hall and to the left.”

-Anyone who was fired on The Apprentice so he can fire #FraudNewsCNN

-Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air so just the sight of The Donald makes #FNCNN pass out.

-Pizza Hut’s Stuffed Crust Pizza so Donald “The Donald” Trump can take a greasy bite out of Fake News Fraud News Cable News Network.

-Miss Universe and Miss USA during his Ice Bucket challenge so when they finally dump freezing cold water on his head, he’ll realize “what a mess” this has all been.

-BONUS: Put the FOX News logo over Waldo’s head during the epic derby race in Little Rascals so Trump can say “Waldo, you’re the best son money can buy.”

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