Trump University is getting a lot of press lately. Let’s take a closer look at their catalog. Here’s the Top Ten Courses at Trump U.
10) Getting Orange
9) Mexicans are bad but some, I assume, are nice 101
8) The Art of the Unnecessary Combover
7) Understanding Eastern European Dating Markets
6) Trump Style Branding by Donald Trump at Trump University, a Donald Trump Enterprise. Wait for it…here it is…Trump.
5) Speaking Below the 4th Grade Level.
4) Bragging for Beginners.
3) Mastering Twitter Stupidity
2) Duckfacing for the Serious Businessman.
And the number one course at Trump University…
Customer Refund Prevention