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October 24, 2014
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Every weekend we bring you a mash-up of all the stories we covered last week in a hideous News Monster so you can catch up on all of the laughs you might have missed.

Every weekend we bring you a mash-up of some of the stories we covered last week in the form of a hideous News Monster, so you can catch up on all of the laughs you might have missed. This week’s monster:

The Nor'Subswiftarheel-Eff-bee-eye-Ar-bee-gee

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The Nor'Subswiftarheel-Eff-bee-eye is a notoriously ferocious beast, capable of humongous amounts of academic fraud and accidental pop song leaking. Rumored to be lurking in Swedish/Russian waters, Weather.com frequently reports sitings of the beast which the FBI is unable to intercept when viewed on your encrypted iPhone 6s.

Key:

1. FAQ: Secret Russian Submarine

2. A Day in the Life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, AKA The Notorious RBG

3. Fake Course Listings from UNC Academic Fraud Scandal

4. EXCLUSIVE! Leaks to the Rest of Taylor Swift’s New Album “1989”

5. Text Messages From The FBI

6. Rejected Weather.com Nor'easter Headlines

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