Shazam for Kazaam
Works just like regular Shazam, except only tells you whether or not you’re currently watching the 1996 Shaquille O’Neal film, Kazaam. New features in latest update: Share results on Facebook, Twitter, and Grindr. Locate the nearest former Blockbuster location that would have once rented Kazaam and films like it.
Use it Constantly! (⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆)
I used to rely on mere guesswork to determine whether or not I was watching the movie Kazaam. Now I’m Shazam-for-Kazaaming three to four times a week and loving it!
I’ve gotten my confidence back (⋆⋆⋆⋆)
I used to always look foolish in front of women and coworkers by wrongly declaring,“This movie is Kazaam” when I was actually watching Aladdin or Blue Chips or just looking out the window at a very tall man. This app has been a game-changer for me. My newfound confidence in what is and isn’t Kazaam has led to a big promotion at work and tons more stamina in the sack.
Racist App! Thinks Stringer Bell actor is Shaq!!! (⋆)
My coworker was watching what turned out to be the recent Nelson Mandela biopic, Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom. After Shazam-for-Kazaaming it, I foolishly said, “Hey, Kazaam! I love this movie!" This incident coupled with my two previous racially charged infractions ended up getting me fired from my job.
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