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* OUR HERO SLAMS THE DOOR* 

- I NEED YOU TO FOLLOW THAT CAB!

- Okay. 

- WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT!

- You got it! ... So, are you like on your way to a wedding, or something? 

- No. 

- Who is your friend we're following? 

- Not a friend. Just...step on it! 

- Oh, I see,  it is a relative?

- No!

- Are we going to a quinceanera ... a bris ... what is this? 

- Nothing like that! I just need you to drive!

- Certainly, sir. Midtown is very busy this time of day, I going to take you on a little shortcut I know. 75 dollars up front or we can figure it out at the end. 

- Don't detour - we can't lose that car!

- If I may. Why did you not just get into the same taxicab as your friend? 

- HE'S NOT A FRIEND!

- Please. Where are we going, sir? What is our "Point B"? 

- I can't tell you! 

- I really  hope you aren't some sort of renegade cop on a mission to prove yourself or something like that, following this other taxi cab based on a sudden hunch you had. Because if you're planning on doing something illegal that would technically make me an accomplice, and that is not cool. 

- Uh...

- That IS what you're doing, isn't it? 

- Um...yes. Sorry...

- GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY CAB, BRUCE WILLIS! 

- I'm Jason Statham.

- You all look alike to me. 

@TheMichaelLake

 

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