As a songwriter, Taylor Swift exposes her entire self, but as a person who gets photographed about a billion times a day you can count on her to almost never expose her midriff. Why? Not sure, but if it’s a conscious strategy, it’s one you can’t deny works, as she is very clearly one of the biggest stars in the entire world.

In fact, she’s such a big star, that the second she put out a photo actually exposing said belly button, Reddit user _thats_not_me decided it was time for the collective internet to fire up their collective Photoshop applications. And the world agreed!

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The results are as wonderful as they are varied, proving that the belly button is perhaps the ultimate “Blank Space.”

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