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Published February 28, 2010



The Top 10 Reasons Canada Sucks

 

No.10 - What's the difference between a dove and the Canadian Air Force?  A dove can get off the ground!

 

No.9 - What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?  The Taste!

 

No.8 - Why did the Canadian cross the road?  To get in the Middle!

 

No.7 - How do you know you're Canadian? You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only eight buttons.

 

No.6 - What's the difference between a Canadian and yogurt?  At least the yogurt has its own Culture!

 

No.5 - What is big and white and found in Vancouver?  A lost Polar Bear!

 

No.4 - How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool on the hottest summer day?  Just yell: "OK, everyone out of the pool!"

 

No.3 – What’s the only thing you can get by going to Canada?  A Cold!

 

No.2 – What are the two seasons in Canada?  Nine months of Winter and three months of Poor Snowmobiling!

 

And the No.1 Reason Canada sucks? 

 

TO KEEP THE UNITED STATES FROM FALLING INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO!!!

 

 

So did I miss anything? Why do you think Canada Sucks? Or if you disagree, please feel free, to retort to me!

 


P.S.  Congratulations to our Beaver petting Canadian friends on their outstanding achievements in both hosting and competing in the 2010 Winter Olympics; you have done your Nation and yourselves proud (mostly). Please note that this Blog has nothing to do with the results of the final Hockey game today – we’re not bitter… (like your Beer),  I’m just sayin’..

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