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September 10, 2012

The intentions of the scissors-wielding man who broke into Miley Cyrus’ Los Angeles home on Friday have been revealed.

Miley Cyrus Intruder Claims “I was Just Trying to Fix Girl’s Hair!”
The intentions of the scissors-wielding man who jumped the fence of Miley Cyrus’ Los Angeles home on Friday have been revealed.

The intruder, West Hollywood hair stylist Antoine D’Armorau, claimed he was there to fix Miley’s “nappy-ass new hairdo.” “Girl looks re-dike-ulous!” he added snapping his fingers.

Antoine compared Cyrus’ new haircut to that of a “10-year-old boy with mental problems.” “If my man came home with hair like that,” he said, “I’d spank him while he looked at pics of bald Britney all night. That’d teach him.”

But Antoine insists his intentions were only to help. “I lost my virginity to ‘Party In the USA.’ But with that hairdo Miley’s never going to loose her’s. I was just trying to return a favor.”

Los Angeles police released Antoine without charges, calling his break-in an “act of valor,” adding, “somebody needed to help that young boy with his hair."