SAQ - Blog 9/30/11


 Some guy called me last night and said he saw me getting undressed. I said “WHAT” and he said, “I will call you right back ok? I said, “Ok”. But when he did I didn’t answer. Now I feel bad. Should I have answered and found out what he wanted? Maybe he just wanted me to move so he could see better or maybe he just wanted a ham sandwich.

Dear Emma Stone,

You misunderstood - Jim Carrey is a ham & is sandwiched between his fantasies of you undressing & a call back.  So I’m pretty sure he couldn’t see you from his basement. Also there’s no need to feel bad for rejecting him, that what makes things grow in Farmville.