Democracy NOW, Serenity LATER! Caption Election #2

Thanks to everyone who worked the campaign trail and made it to the polls.  It was a tight race this week.

Well, I'm sure we all saw this coming, what with the dorsal fin and ominous theme music (not to mention that incessant 'tic-toc'), but Bombfilledshark is our new fearless leader.  We'll see if someone has the balls to punch her in the nose next week (all figurative, of course).

Now, as far as the opposition leader is concerned, it appears the masses were divided.  We had a four-way tie with owsla, Rhiann0n, mervin97, and jitterbug each having five votes.

But since nobody voted in the second place run-off election, I stuck my decisive nose in and cast a deciding vote for the only eligible cap (who arguably deserved it in the first place); Hence mervin97 is first in line to the throne.  Congratulations!
 
Below are the results, and my witty underhanded way of makng fun of you guys while presenting it in the form of accolades, the "Spasey" Awards.
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"The sound of multiple high-speed shutters clicking at once is often the death rattle of someone's dignity." - Bombfilledshark


To see original caps and votes, go to:
http://www.funnyordie.com/forums/2/topics/804940




By a (big) nose (mine) - mervin97 for:

"Wow, you got to see this,these two ants carrying a dead grasshopper."

Advertising with benefits, 401K, and profit-sharing - Rhiann0n


Most likely to land a 'Diebold' endorsement for being a voting machine - jitterbug


Rookie of the year - Bombfilledshark

(will you sign this foul ball?)


Worst and/or best excuse for not showing up - FissureFilms for (editorially butchered):

 "... the circuitous route which one needs to take in order to participate...is frankly, off-putting. Lazy, at best. Do you agree?"

See ya next time, Jeff?

Remit payment at once - Rhiann0n for:

"4 way tie?!!!! I don't really care . . . now take off your shirt! . . . please."

Siren muse - bigjas (for inspiring my convoluted jingle, yours was simple and substantial)-

"Take me out at the ball game"

Most underrated, or least overrated - csymonz for:

"WTF?! FOUR Balls and he FUCKIN' WALKS?!"

Best American accent - lobizon

(First Baseman to Pitcher): "Would you cut out the god damn polite bowing and throw me the fucking ball!!!"

Harry Doyle's Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka awards (Major League 2):

Heeeerss the pitch! ooooh right in the maki maki!
- BillyRoboto

What do you expect from a Japanese baseball player named Ihitchu Nute Sake
- paulthezombie

Threading the theme with memories of green - gottadime for:

Hitting the pitcher is a big no-no in the Japan League; the batter, #17, was last seen wearing green spandex on a golf course...

Finarry, a bratantry lacist Steleotype - MadAdam for:

Hory fuck! Rook rike Pitcher had Bad MooGoo Gaipan for runch!

Doctoring the balls - rockydanz for:

HAHA! I have a nail file stuck in my penis to scuff the ball with! Oh, wait . . .

Sphincter?  Damn near killed 'em - jimbobalouie


Wrong sport, wronger orifice - owsla

Great there's my tennis ball, now I'll just whack you on the ass one more time and see if we can't find that racket

Right sport, still so wrong - Kristi51

WTF! You don't call that cheating! He shot a ball to the catcher from out his ass!

Anime-listic - phukuhp

HAH... YOU NO MATCH FOR MY BALLBREAKING BAT TECHNIQUE... YOU BASE BASEBALL NO GOOOOOOOOU

Still dry-heaving - jitterbug

He caught the ball.

The yellow sphere is his left testicle.

Bloody batshit "wouuuuund" - mellowpuma



Here's the votes, (if you got one or less check the forum, shit is tedious to pose here).
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The sound of multiple high-speed shutters clicking at once is often the death rattle of someone's dignity.

(6) votes (mervin97, lobizon, jimjamjones23, Kristi51, jitterbug, spase)
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"Wow, you got to see this,these two ants carrying a dead grasshopper."

(5) votes [plus tie-breaker from spase] (lobizon, owsla, Kristi51, jitterbug, bigjas)
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Great there's my tennis ball, now I'll just whack you on the ass one more time and see if we can't find that racket

(5) votes (mervin97, lobizon, Kristi51, jitterbug, spase)
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Why did I eat that Activia before the game?

(5) votes (mervin97, spase, mellowpuma, BillyRoboto, Bombfilledshark)
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He caught the ball.

The yellow sphere is his left testicle.

(5) votes (lobizon, spase, Kristi51, BillyRoboto, Bombfilledshark)
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Pitcher got a rubber arm, and some intestine protruuuuuding .... froooom the wouuuuund.

(4) votes (Rhiann0n, Kristi51, jitterbug, spase)
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"Almond Joy has nuts, that dude on the mound don't."

(4) votes (Rhiann0n, Bombfilledshark, jitterbug, mervin97)
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The pitcher drops the liner and immediately performs hari kari.

(4) votes (jimjamjones23, BillyRoboto, jitterbug, spase)
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Two balls one stri- Ohhh! Make that one ball.

(3) votes
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Just seeing this will pucker your sphincter.

(3) votes
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WTF! You don't call that cheating! He shot a ball to the catcher from out his ass!

(3) votes
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It hit him right in the nuts. Didn't hit his penis at all, not even close. Just hit him right in the nuts.

(2) votes
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His nuts will be on ice for a week, but it won't stop him from tea-bagging his buddies in Halo 3.

(2) votes
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It's ok no one in Japan has cameras right.

(2) votes
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Take me out at the ball game

(2) votes
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Unfortunately, in cases such as this the jock strap just distributes the pain evenly.

(2) votes
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HAHA! I have a nail file stuck in my penis to scuff the ball with! Oh, wait . . .

(2) votes
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Hitting the pitcher is a big no-no in the Japan League; the batter, #17, was last seen wearing green spandex on a golf course...

(2) votes
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Heeeerss the pitch! ooooh right in the maki maki!

(2) votes
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(First Baseman to Pitcher): "Would you cut out the god damn polite bowing and throw me the fucking ball!!!"

(2) votes
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Hory fuck! Rook rike Pitcher had Bad MooGoo Gaipan for runch!

(2) votes
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Thanks everybody for the funny times.  New election starts tonight!