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Published April 11, 2012 More Info »
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Published April 11, 2012

 

There once was a man named Santorum.

When he spoke, he knew how to bore ‘em.

His platform of hate

Was ended by fate

Leading the path clear for the Mormon.

 

There once was a man from Pennsylvania

Who was filled with an old-fashioned mania

His stances were wacky

His sweater vests tacky

Goodbye, your future couldn’t be grainier.

 

Santorum’s thoughts on the body

Always lead to him saying things oddly

If he had his way

No one would be gay

Leading the web to label him “frothy”. 

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