I'm just wondering why is it all the worst alerts are always red? Why not Mauve? Why not Ecru? How about Pomagranate? Oh wait, that fruit is red. Scratch that. I can just see whoever the idiot is that becomes our next fearless leader saying in a meeting, "Okay people, we have a full blown Mauve alert here! Let's do it up right! Nobody runs! We all wear matching black fishnets and fight!" So keep yourself ready because before you know it, we may have a Mauve alert on our hands. Be safe and be color aware.