Ah, here you are. In the dark catacombs of the internet. The articles section on Funnyordie.com
As you look at your screen at 11:23 in the morning, with Seinfeld paused on the TV, your warm unemployed hands scroll the pages of lackluster articles. “Shit, bruh, even I could write this!” you think. That’s why I’m giving you the formula of how to do just that.
LISTS, LISTS, LISTS!
Ever notice that every single article has a number in the title? That’s because peeps would rather find a new site with a list, rather than going on a scavenger hunt for the facts.
You know the old phrase, sex sells! Well, maybe not sell, but at least it doesn’t get “die” votes..
Just take a big trend or news story, and write your dumb opinion, or put your own little spin on it.
That’s it! The formula of writing a hit article on this little website. Now go ahead and shamefully click the yellow “funny” button.