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Published July 07, 2014 More Info ยป
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Published July 07, 2014

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text…

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

He replied…….. “I am taking a shit. What should I do?”