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March 02, 2015
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They're not dad jokes, they're dad dramas.

MOM: I can’t stand being around you anymore.
DAD: Why don’t you sit then?
MOM: I want a divorce.

BOSS: I’m afraid we have to let you go.
DAD: Let me go where?

MUGGER: Give me all of your fucking money.
DAD: Who are you, my wife?
MUGGER: I will stab you motherfucker!
DAD: You sound just like her!

ME: Dad, I’m HIV positive.
DAD: Hi, HIV positive, I’m Dad.

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