Leaked Memo from Washington Redksins owner Daniel Snyder
TO: Washington Redskins Organization
FROM: Daniel Snyder, Team Owner
RE: Our Beloved Name and Logo
It is with a heavy heart that I inform you, the wonderful supporting staff at the Washington Redskins head office, that those liberal bastards are going to kill our historic and utterly non-offensive team name and logo.
Please review the front runners in our current crop of possible replacements. We worked hard on these and designed them all to appeal to the sensibility of an average American. Please let us know which you prefer!
In closing, please join me in singing our ORIGINAL, and also NOT REMOTELY OFFENSIVE, team fight song:
Hail to the Redskins!
Braves on the warpath!
Fight for Old D.C.!
Scalp ‘em, swamp 'um
We will take 'um big score
Read 'um, Weep 'um, touchdown
We want heap more
Fight on, fight on, till you have won
Sons of Washington
Rah! Rah! Rah!