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Twitter user @grawly (A.K.A televised snowmang) accidentally lodged a vibrating dildo in his ass; upon realizing this, he tweeted:

Here is a poetic selection of his live tweets following the incident. The soundtrack, if you'd like a more sensory experience (please don't tell us how sensory it gets) would be this:

Aaand on we go:

 

Don't worry. The dildo has since stopped vibrating. If you're skeptical:

If you need more detail, he has that too:

And if you'd like to hold a corporation responsible for this gift/atrocity/incredibly unsolicited honesty:

But if there is one thing businesses and aspiring entrepreneurs can learn from @grawly, it is this:

Words to live/go to the hospital by.

HT Daily Dot

 

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