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Published March 08, 2013
Twitter user @grawly (A.K.A televised snowmang) accidentally lodged a vibrating dildo in his ass; upon realizing this, he tweeted: Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me) — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 Here is a poetic selection of his live tweets following the incident. The soundtrack, if you'd like a more sensory experience (please don't tell us how sensory it gets) would be this: Just imagine a faint buzzing sound while you read these tweets. That's me rn — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 Aaand on we go: I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass" — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 I think there's some kind of poetry here twitter.com/Grawly/status/… — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 OH. MY GOD. I DIDN'T GET AN X-RAY PHOTO. I GOT AN X-RAY DISC. FULL QUALITY X-RAY PICTURES. WILL UPLOAD WHEN I GET HOME — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013   Oh and also about four people tried to listen to my chest with a stethoscope. “Wait what’s that sound?” “I-it’s still on.” — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 heres an xray of a dildo shoved up my big gay ass i.imgur.com/9whZ8Mu.jpg — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013   And yes it's still vibrating — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 Don't worry. The dildo has since stopped vibrating. If you're skeptical: disc of the x-ray with some proof its mine, a couple people thought i was faking this twitter.com/Grawly/status/… — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 If you need more detail, he has that too: @ptcruiserusa @connorspace blue — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 And if you'd like to hold a corporation responsible for this gift/atrocity/incredibly unsolicited honesty: . @energizer fuck you for making your batteries last so long in dildos — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 But if there is one thing businesses and aspiring entrepreneurs can learn from @grawly, it is this: Life Lesson: When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end — televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013 Words to live/go to the hospital by.     HT Daily Dot      
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