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As opposed to left. I'm sorry, I wish I could expand on that further in more gripping, and mind numbing detail. Unfortunately for you I'm going to write my sad excuse of an introductory instead:

Have you ever been out partying with your friends and woke up 4 days later 30 miles from home naked in an abandoned theater? You have?! Great. Then you know exactly how I felt when I logged into this place.


First off. I'm not funny. I'm just weird. You might think it's funny. But, then you'd be the only one.
I enjoy and care for my inner world and what I've set up inside it way more than any of you would EVER imagine (oh, intense). Whose to say you'd understand it anyway? For example:

I'm Malerie Sanchez and I was born on August 11, 1989  In Northern California. Drawing is one of my favorite things to do, next to driving like a maniac, meowing, and buying pets only to later hate them.
  I'd like to pursue a career in art, but I feel as if being incomplete is exactly how I am supposed to be. Oh, I guess I'm emo too. Is Emo a real word now? I've never had the chance to look into that. :/ (My browsers spell check is saying it's a fake, but who knows what him and that paperclip are planning).
Some people say I'm too happy for my own good. Very excitable and easily impressed.  Apparently I'm also Naive. Which isn't true. I'm just slow.
Not too slow though. I wouldn't win the race, but I wouldn't trip and get my head blown off either.

On a note, it sort of feels good to write again. I used to do it as a young teenager all the time. I'd spend hours working on story after story in my room. Of course,  I didn't have internet so it was like that or I had to go outside and talk to other people which is something I can't stand. I just get so nervous so easily. No matter what I do I don't think I can ever break that shell. I've tried on several occasions to overcome my own fear of strangers. Sometimes. I can't even chat with people over the internet. O: (lamest thing she will ever confess next to that other thing she will never confess).

I watch too much TV D: Lots of box sets coming my way this year, I'm sure.  Last year I sat through Weeds, Dexter and Breaking Bad. This year (after taking some time to be lazy and play through some brutal legend and bioshock..as you can see it's May) I started to watch 30 rock. See? These are the weird friends who guided me to this place. Actually, it was more "Kenneth the Page" than anything else. Jack McBrayer is my heart throb of choice right now. That's right. All you Jonas Brothers and Justin Beiber fans out there can suck it. That's right, I'm talking to you Little Susie in 6th grade, suck it hard.

-gushes-

I digress.

What I was trying to get at was, HEY! I watch TV and movies ( I didn't mention movies, but I bet you were hoping for it!) Suggest some. I don't care what genre. I just don't want to waste my time. Which is why I watch box sets instead of the actual programs.  1. I can read up on it and figure if it's something I'd watch to the end. 2. No commercial time! O:

Downside. I'm stuck in the past by raving about shows that ended for their season months ago.

Okay, I'm just about to the end of this now. So, here's a little tip. If there is one thing you want to watch on TV it's Dexter. Why? Because by watching every season all at once you may start to feel the need to...make things right in the world, the messy way.  It's just a dangerous mind set to put yourself into. hehe


This place seems kinda cozy now that I've been in it for a little while. 

-makes some hot cocoa and lights a fire-

Just kidding. I don't have a fireplace.

ZING!

Oh, this is going to be interesting.



xoxo

MsMalerie





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