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Wendy is at the end of her rope, she ends up working at her Grandfather's Grocery Store which is one of several Grocery Stores. Little does she realize that she is in a midst of a storm of family drama! Read on to find out more!

Wendy Freshner’s Fall Jobs

Job Title: Cashier at Sunrise Falls Grocery Store

Written by Kelly A. Brotman

Email Address: kellybrotman@gmail.com

Date: 07/31/2015

Re-Editted: 03/12/2016

Wendy Freshner: After failing at her hopeful internship, she sunk to working at a Grocery Store. The customers she waits on are unusual and are people she has worked with in the past.

Wilbur Freshner: Wendy’s Father and Ruth’s ex husband. Wendy is horrified and disgusted when he comes to visit her at work with his new twenty two year old pregnant wife, Stephanie.

Stephanie Freshner: She wants to meet her new ‘step’ daughter. Little does she know there will be drama afoot.

Ruth Finnegan: Wendy comes to surprise her at work. She is furious to find Wilbur and Ashley there as well.
EX: Sunrise Falls Grocery Store.

INT: Sunrise Falls Grocery Store.
(Wendy Freshner, Wilbur Freshner, Stephanie Freshner, Ruth Finnegan)

Wendy
Thank you for shopping at Sunrise Falls, We hope you have a beautiful evening.

Customer leaves the scene. In comes Wilbur and Stephanie who looks very pregnant.

Wilbur
Hi honey!

Wendy
Dad, why is Tiffany here?

Stephanie
Um it is Stephanie; we went to high school together….

Wendy
Yeah and you were Miss popular cheerleader who bullied under class-men, mainly me!

Stephanie
(Scoffs) I did not torture you during high school.

Wendy
You called me Wendy Darling throughout High School! My Dad started calling me that too! And he knows that movie terrified me as a kid!

Wilbur
Darling, it was just a cartoon alligator.

Wendy
Caption Hook threatened to feed the Darling children to that gator, and do not call me darling!

Stephanie
I can not believe your still on that! High school is over and done with, why can you just let it go?!

Wendy
Because for some strange reason you have this grudge against me! You have always been picking on me more than the other underclassmen and to top it off you lured my Father into your claws!

Stephanie
Excuse me?!

Wilbur
Honey! Honey! You are talking to the Mother of my unborn child here…

Wendy
Dad I am sorry. I just can not accept the fact that my arch nemesis will be my step mother!

Stephanie
Oh get over it darling.

Wendy
Stop calling me that! We are not in High School anymore!

Ruth Finnegan enters the scene.

Ruth
Surprise honey! Now that I am wealthy wife to a multimillionaire I am getting some unusual food items…what is your Father doing here?!

Wendy
He was the one who got me this job Mom, you know that! I also told you that he was going to visit me at work today.

Ruth
But you did not tell me that he would be bringing his scank of a wife with him!

Wendy
You tell her Mom!

Wilbur
Ruth do not encourage our daughter alright?

Ruth
I think I should encourage her Wilbur, You slept with a woman who is only three years older than our own daughter.

Wendy
Which we both agree it is disgusting!

Ruth
Wendy pay attention to what I am unloading on here. I have some very expensive items here.

Wendy
Um Mom usually the customer unloads the groceries…

Ruth
No talking to me now honey and now unload my groceries, I will make sure that your step father will give you a big raise.

Wendy
How is that possible? Dad is the one that got me this job.

Ruth
Your darling step father has bought out the company that owns this lovely establishment.

Wilbur
How did the owner sell out so fast?! My father usually is a stone cold hearted asshole.

Ruth
Your father got tired of owning this old place Will. He said and I quote, “ Initially I won this dumb establishment from a poker game.” End quote.

Wilbur
He told me that this grocery store has been in the family for generations and I have broken the cycle by going to college and getting my degree in Dental Hygiene.

Ruth
He claims he won it from your grandfather in which won it from his father and so forth.

Wilbur
See generations! I just do not have the hand for poker.

Wendy
So was Grandpa planning on giving me the store if I beat him at cards? Because I have big plans for my future career as a weather woman.

Ruth
No sweetie, fortunately for you the men on your Father’s side of the family are sexist pigs. As for your future career, we planned it out for you to enter dentistry.

Wendy
(Scoffs) Do I have say in this?

Ruth and Wilbur
No!!

Wendy
Well I do not respect either of you for that matter so I rather follow my dreams instead.

Ruth
Of becoming a weather girl? Oh honey you are way too smart for that kind of job.

Wendy
Some very smart people worked in the entertainment industry Mother….

Wilbur
She has a point Ruth, David Lettermen was a weather man back in the day.

Wendy
That old guy? No I mean Dylan Dreyer from the Today Show. I do no think that old man had his degree in meteorology.

Wilbur
Still, he has made generations of people laugh. Has your weather lady done that? I do not think so…

Wendy
I barely even heard of that guy, people of my generation watch Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Sho.

Stephanie
Personally I prefer Conan O’ Brien.

Wendy
Of course you prefer Conan, you like old guys….

Stephanie
Hey just because I married your Father who is handsome and stinking rich…

Wilbur
Um honey I am not that wealthy…..

Stephanie
But you told me your father is really wealthy?

Ruth
(Laughs) Actually he was cut off when he decided to get into dentistry with me. And he was written out of the will when he cheated on me with you. He loved me and was appalled that his son would marry a twenty two year old tramp!

Stephanie
So I waisted twenty dollars on this fake pregnancy belly?! So not worth it! (Stephanie yanks out her fake pregnancy belly)

Stephanie starts to storm out of the scene.

Wilbur
(Horrified) You said you were pregnant?! We got married!

Stephanie
That was when you were a wealthy inheritor and had tons of money! I am going to take you to the cleaners! My father’s a lawyer!

Stephanie exists that sketch.

Wendy
(Smirks) I told you that she was a stone cold bitch!

Wilbur
Now honey that is no way to talk to your new roommate! (Gives Wendy’s shoulder a squeeze)

Wendy
What?!

Ruth
Cheer up honey, I put up with him for 23 years!

Wendy
My social life is officially over, now none of my friends would want to come over now that I live with my Father!

Wilbur
(Laughs) It is not so bad to live with me, sweetheart! Now I am probably going to move in tomorrow so be prepare for Mister Party Animal! Woo hoo! (Wilbur pumps his arm and leaves the sketch.)

Ruth
Cheer up honey, now I have to leave to go on my spa day, be sure to deliver my groceries to our mansion.

Wendy
Mom wait! You have to pay first!

Ruth
Call your step father, he will take care of it! Kisses! (Ruth blows her a kiss and leaves the sketch.)

Wendy
How did I end up being the sane one in my family? Time to smoke some reefer! I hope Grandma gave me the good stuff.(Wendy leaves the sketch.)

End of Sketch.

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